"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
this gif is going in the porn folder
DID THE HAIR GO THROUGH HER ARM?!?!
HER HAIR WENT THROUGH HER ARM WHEN SHE BROUGHT IT FORWARD
OH MY GOD ANOTHER ANIMATION ERROR?
OK WAIT! WAIT! *stares at it for way too long* Wait…no I’m honestly trying to figure it out…maybe it flipped over her shoulder when she turned…? maybe…Oh hell I can’t tell it needs to be slowed down. XDDD;;;
There it is.
Dang, such a sneaky animation cheat though…